One Hundred

This is the 100th post on Future Shipwreck. After eight months, that doesn’t sound like a lot– but I go for quality over quantity ;) What exactly is this blog about? Good movies, new music, life in Los Angeles, rad artists– it’s mainly a forum for me to disseminate recommendations to other people, to clue others in on the things that I think are worth getting excited about. I plan to keep the site evolving in alluring and unfamiliar new directions, to keep things fresh for hundreds more entries.

Will you all stick with me on this marvelous journey through the depths of cyberspace? Let’s explore the unknown together, and sail straight into the untamed heart of human nature! Or at least, you know, drool over cute t-shirts together, while listening to fun indie pop.

In honor of all you beautiful strangers who some how ended up on my blog, here are some weird, scary and awesome Google search terms that people used to find Future Shipwreck. Maybe these will help you understand (or perhaps, confuse you further) about the purpose of this blog:


You Were Looking For:
1. amazing ass parade in tights
2. indie rock boys making out
3. unicorn panda
4. bratz boys: who do they like?
5. homoerotic mermen
6. non-naked mermen pictures
7. big queer dicks
8. fake baseball cards palmdale
9. disney channel’s fashion and crazy hair colors
10. last site of the robots named electro and sparko
11. carved styrofoam alligators
12. dudes who like dudes and indie rock
13. the black girl from the bratz movie
14. thyme
15. midwest airbrusher backdrops


I just want to say to the person looking for unicorn pandas… I really hope you find them, and when you do– let me know. Also, I don’t know where your robots went, but they haven’t been this way. And to the racist wondering about the black girl from Bratz: The Movie– she has a name, you know. It’s Sasha.

Thanks for reading, everyone! See you at post #200.

Life, The Internet | posted on September 10, 2007 at 5:40 pm

  • Congrats on your 100th post, mr. Graham!

    My favourite from that search list is ‘carved styrofoam alligators’, if only for the fact I had no concept of such a thing even existing. Amazing.

    Posted by Matt on September 11th, 2007 at 8:57 am

  • All dem black chicks look the same. I’m not a racist, I just cant tell em apart. Like those asian folks. Identical I tells ya, every one of em!

    but seriously… congrats dude. happy one-hundred.

    Posted by Patrick on September 11th, 2007 at 3:27 pm

  • Someone asked you this before, but I’m going to ask again: Where do you find your fonts?

    Posted by Elisa on September 12th, 2007 at 11:30 am

  • Thanks Matt and Patrick :) I get my fonts from Dafont.com. They have a huge selection for free!

    Posted by Graham Kolbeins on September 12th, 2007 at 12:10 pm

  • Congrats…so exciting..and i have to confess i came across your site when i was looking for big queer dicks…ooops

    Posted by rudy on September 12th, 2007 at 12:16 pm

  • Haha wonderful
    unicorn panda makes me happy and I dont even know what they are
    xx xx xx

    Posted by Mathew on September 13th, 2007 at 4:00 am

  • I think your next 15 posts should be titled from all those ^^ in tribute of the brave souls who googled them in the first place and to honour their wishes.

    Posted by Matt on September 16th, 2007 at 4:57 am

  • I want tattoo of unicorn panda. i already have a big queer dicks tattoo, so that is taken care of. see you in like three days!!!

    Posted by Carla on September 17th, 2007 at 9:46 am