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LOS ANGELES (AP) - Miramax announced today that due to the WGA strike, the previously shelved sequel to There Will Be Blood has been given the green light, and will be directed by Brett Ratner. Industry insiders are already whispering the word “Oscar” in the same breath as “Blood From Inside Of My Body Comes Outside From An Opening Between My Legs“, which will be in part based upon the seminal educational film, Periods 101. Dakota Fanning is in talks to take on the lead role, while it’s rumored that Zac Efron will showcase his dramatic versatility in the project, co-starring as the wise older sister.

Video | posted on December 8, 2007 at 5:09 pm
  • is the first one from special ed or something? I kept waiting for it to turn into porn, but no, they just keep repeating themselves.


  • You fold it, wrap it up, and put it in the nearest waste basket


  • I fucking hate you.

    I thought this was real.