So L.A.


I don’t mean to be a showboat here, cause I really do have a strong sense of humility, I swear. But my life has been taking so many strange turns, I feel the need to plainly state them for the record– cause sometimes, the world is a little more absurd than you expect. So here’s a brief list of some sorta ridiculous things that have happened this week:

1. I went on an audition to play Mariah Carey’s boyfriend, in her new Brett Ratner-directed music video.
2. Bill Gates gave me $900.
3. I got invited to Paris Hilton’s birthday party.
4. I got paid to take pictures of naked men simulating sex.

In regards to the naked men having fake-sex, it was classier than it sounds. For one thing, they were wearing crotch-socks. I’m currently working as a still photographer on my friend Dave’s independent feature, Pornography: A Thriller– a multi-layered supernatural mystery revolving around a fictitious early-90s gay porn film. Naturally, they had to shoot footage for the film-inside-the-film, and I had to take pictures documenting that.

Of course, I took a million other pictures on set of more modest going-ons, too, and here are a few of those:
Life, Los Angeles, Photo | posted on February 10, 2008 at 9:30 pm

  • I like the picture in the parking garage

    Posted by Patrick on February 10th, 2008 at 10:52 pm

  • …and the rest as well, but that one the best.

    just to clarify:)

    Posted by Patrick on February 11th, 2008 at 9:56 pm

  • THESE R GREAT PHOTOS ! THANKS !

    Posted by WALTER on February 13th, 2008 at 6:36 pm

  • Mmmm, delicious fake glitter fruit.

    Posted by John on February 15th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

  • ONE of Paris Hilton’s birthday parties. For Paris always has at least 3 per birthday.
    Anyway, you must call me and tell me of these amazing and enchanting happenings!

    Posted by Carla on February 17th, 2008 at 11:12 am

  • Damn…You have an amazing eye. Your pictures are absolutely stunning.

    Bret Wolfe

    Posted by Bret on March 1st, 2008 at 10:53 am