Subversive Formal Dancing, ca. the Early 2000s

In the early days of the 21th century, when Bush II was taking his first spin around the block, two music videos threatened to detonate the formal dancing world’s arcane infrastructure like a proverbial crate of Semtex. With the 2001 video for “Since I Left You,” sample-happy Australian electronic group The Avalanches presented us with a uniquely 9/11 vision of two blue collar workers escaping their cramped mine shaft confines to discover a glorious Flashdance-esque world of splendor. One man would find his Camelot, breaking down stereotypes and reveling in his new environment– while the other would fade back into the harsh pain of reality, unable to act upon his desires. Clearly, there was still work to be done.

By the end of the W.’s first term, however, the results of such efforts to revolutionize classical dance through indie pop music videos had been upgraded from lukewarm to red hot with Kings of Convenience’s 2004 clip, “I Wanna Dance With You.” Norwegian superstar Erlend Øye not only challenged the conventions of a dance style that originated in the 15th century, but managed to win over first a classroom of stoic pre-adolescent ballerinas, and eventually an entire auditorium full of finely dressed connoisseurs.

As demonstrated through the thematic, aesthetic and chronological links between these two videos, we understand that the early 2000s were a time of quiet upheaval and unrest that challenged the status quo and refused to accept any form of explicit complacency.

post a comment | Music, Video | posted on March 27, 2008 at 8:14 am
The Pisces Party 2008

A guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office. “Doc, Doc, ya gotta help me!” he screams, “I’m going nuts! I keep thinking I’m a tepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a tepee, I’m a wigwam! What’s wrong with me!?”

“Relax,” says the doctor, “You’re just two tents.”

I live in a house called Black Diamond. It’s four boys and three girls in a five bedroom house. The three girls all have Pisces birthdays, so we celebrate them together with the legendary Pisces Party.

This year’s theme was InTentCity, so housemates and friends constructed a hodgepodge of of wild, elaborate tents throughout the property with the goal of enticing all five senses. A gold mylar pyramid, a geodesic dome, a helium-powered bamboo cube, a bird’s nest only reachable by rope ladder, and a strobe-flashing mystical lake were just a few of the titillating installations we built for the party.

I constructed a snake-skin-coated lounge where I held one-on-one cult recruitment sessions. For each convert, I devised an entirely new sect, each with a unique creation story and set of guidelines for life. Participants were told to close their eyes and touch a variety of textural objects hidden inside a snake-skin pouch, and their responses to these unseen objects helped form the cult I would then ask them to join.

Most of the serious tenting went on early in the evening, along with performances from the amazing Mirror Mirror (all the way from Brooklyn), the kinetic Lucky Dragons, a spandex-sliding choreographed dance duo, and Michael Lucid of Pretty Things, birthing a loaf of bread. The real dance-party party stated at “late party time,” and went on until 4:00am, when the cops made us kick everyone out. Check out 22 pictures from the party after the jump!

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5 comments | Life, Los Angeles, Photo | posted on March 24, 2008 at 11:20 am
Jim Henson’s Strange and Awesome Commercials

The Silent Movie Theater ran a fantastic showcase of Jim Henson rarities on Tuesday night. Before “The Muppet Show” and “Sesame Street,” Henson spent two decades working in commercials, introducing Muppet characters that would become household names later on. Henson’s commercials are full of an irreverent humor that feels far ahead of its time, routinely mocking the medium’s peculiar conventions and getting away with murder behind the guise of his universally lovable puppets.

It’s that same subtle subversiveness that made “Sesame Street” so great– Henson’s characters were sarcastic and flawed and street-smart at the same time as they were adorable and hilarious. “Sesame Street” gave children a brand of three-dimensional entertainment that has rarely been seen before or since Jim Henson’s heyday. Spend some time browsing YouTube for vintage Henson goodness, and you’ll see what I mean.

4 comments | Art | posted on March 20, 2008 at 7:35 am
Quiet Moments with Shirtless Men (In a Totally Not Homoerotic Way)

Mark Rubenstein is a 24-year-old Kentucky-born Brooklyn photographer who takes pictures of a shirtless men, doesn’t own a camera, and wants to express what it feels like to flourish into self-awareness. His ongoing project, Common Place, is a three-part series about introspection and coming of age. According to his artist’s statement: “…[Common Place] unfolds to tell the story of one’s own personal evolution: the coming of sentience (the quality or state of consciousness).”

His compositions are both quotidian and otherworldly, conveying an eerie sense of stillness and vulnerability. His passively posing models remind me of Gregory Crewdson’s frozen theatricality, minus the spooky and threatening nightscape that Crewdson’s characters inhabit. I wanted to know more about Rubenstein and his work, so I asked him a few questions:

Do you do commercial photography in addition to the personal work available on your site? If not, what sort of day job do you hold?

I do not do any commercial photography. I really believe in pursing my project and ones that I feel I can contribute too. I view myself more as an artist rather than a photographer– I don’t even own a camera. To support myself, I work a day job at the magazine Photo District News. I have worked there for many years, starting off as a intern, and I now have a full time position. Which is good, because I am constantly surrounded by photography.


The body of work available on your website is entirely comprised of pictures of shirtless men. Do you ever run into opposition because of this? Have you witnessed anyone become conspicuously uncomfortable with the homoerotic nature of your work?

I wouldn’t say “opposition,” but I do get put in the category of homoerotic work. Which is frustrating, because the work has nothing to do with it. I have dealt with this issue for many years. The reason the characters in my series are shirtless and in boxers is due the fact that I want my images to be very classical and iconic. The world in which my images take place is an alternate reality. I want viewers to not be able to tell what period or time it is. I feel clothes really date work. I want to show the subjects in my series as their full selves, so I stripped them of everything. Some people are uncomfortable when they see my work– the images are very disturbing and strange– I’m defiantly not shooting what’s popular in the younger photography world.

What was it like growing up in Kentucky? Is there anything you miss about the South now that you’re living in Brooklyn? How did growing up there impact your artistic process?

I know it seems like a crazy place: people think everyone from Kentucky rides a horse and eats fried chicken. But it actually was a great place to grow up. It has a wonderful music and art scene. My work was definitely a result of my childhood and growing up. I really miss the South: it has this energy to it. I basically spent my whole life there– I went to college in Savannah, Georgia, as well. Brooklyn in a way is like a small town, everyone has their neighborhood and hangs out there. The one thing I really miss is the ability to travel on my own and going on long drives in the country, which is something I would do all the time in Savannah.


Artists are constantly hustling to get their work in galleries and drum up good publicity. You wrote an article for PDNedu with a lot of good suggestions on how to self-promote, but are ever times when you feel uncomfortable trying to sell yourself that way? Where do you draw the line between spreading the word and pimping yourself out?

I feel you have to do everything and anything to promote yourself. Because getting your work out there is the only way you’re going to survive. You need to be able to profit off your work. As much as people believe in art as this very precious thing, it’s also a business as well. For me to be able to sell my work is a way for me to fund new shoots and support and keep myself going. This is something I’m still struggling to do. I mean, some people are really fortunate, where they don’t even need a website– galleries will seek them out, and they can just focus on their work. But for the majority of us, we have to do everything to show people our work and our vision. I think you draw the line by representing yourself in a positive manner and showing self-respect, and not going to shows and other functions and using other people just to profit for yourself.

What’s the concept behind your latest series, Once Was? Is it a work in progress, or are you working on a different series?

All my work is viewed like a book. Each image image is like a new chapter in the story. Once Was is a part of the Common Place mythology and world: it’s just a new chapter in the same series. And for the new chapter I really wanted to convey this sense of overwhelming power and energy. For the first time we can really see the characters transforming into something else. They are traveling through themselves and time in the middle of a metamorphosis. I wanted the new work to be extremely expressive. With all the images in the beginning of Common Place, the characters are in a very internalized state– they seem stunned or almost in shock– they don’t quite know what is going on in their world. Now, in Once Was, they are beginning to be absorbed and taken on a incredible journey.

1 comment | Art, Interviews, Photo | posted on March 14, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Gnarls Barkley Hands Out Free Seizures
Someone I know recently told me that I was too obsessed with the 80’s and the 90’s. This person, someone who generally has a pretty good eye for design, just didn’t get it. Well, for everyone else– here’s Gnarls Barkley’s awesome new video, which “…centers around the fictional public access TV show ‘City Vibin’ and is set in the early ’90s.” (Yahoo News)

Why aren’t there shows like “City Vibin’” on the air anymore? We’re stuck with shit like “Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann.” It’s not too hard to see the appeal of those early 90’s days of yore, is it? A note to all epileptic viewers: MTV U.K. banned this video after its funky high frame rate animation failed the Harding Test– watch at your own risk!

+ Via Viewers Like You [contributor Max Erdenberger was the video's lead designer/animator]

Bonus: Check out this intentionally seizure-tastic Young Cream video by one of my favorite young photographers, Brad Troemel.

I’ve been researching medical journals on photosensitive seizure triggers and used all of them in this music video. PSS is interesting because you might not even know you have it until you begin convulsing.

7 comments | Music, Video | posted on March 14, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Secret Messages & Electric Dreams

Don’t try to tell me there isn’t romance in the silent pulse of a satellite signal. Don’t try to dissuade me from falling in love with the mysteries of a VCR. It’s true that local access programming can hold a reservoir of indecipherable meaning. Untraceable puzzle pieces are lying in wait, somewhere in the abandoned zeros and ones of the information superhighway. Meet me in cyberspace. “The secret messages are calling to me endlessly,” is all I have to say.
 

3 comments | Video | posted on March 13, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Mean Magazine, Reno 911, and Orbit Gum

I’ve been working at Mean magazine since October, and my first issue as Associate Editor is about to hit newsstands! I’ve got three articles in the issue: two interviews with fashion designers Luella Bartley and Peter Jensen, and a write-up on the insanely cool digital-only re-issue label, Anthology Recordings.

The issue also includes rad conversations with two of my favorite bands– ELO and Goblin– along with pieces on designer Brian Lichtenberg and Xiu Xiu, Devendra Banhart’s artwork, Totally Radd!! trading cards, an illustration by Alexa Shapiro, and much more. While you’re at it, check out the Mean website, which I’ve spent the last week completely redesigning. Issue 15 comes out March 18th, and you can pick it up at your local Borders or Barnes & Noble, among other fine retailers.

In other news from my crazy-busy work life: I booked an Orbit commercial recently! I can’t wait to see the spot, which promises to be hilarious– it comes from the uber-creative duo known as The Perlorian Borthers, a director/art director team responsible for some of the most entertaining commercials I’ve ever seen. I’ll write more about that one when it starts appearing between commercials breaks on Girlicious and Cavemen. In the meantime, check out my brief appearance guest-starring role on a recent episode of Reno 911! (That’s me on the right, with the tight jeans).

4 comments | Life, Work | posted on March 7, 2008 at 7:39 pm
My Stint as a European Rock Star

Here’s a query. What does a “Daft Punk-esque” British rock star wear on stage? If your answer was, “A shabby teal suit jacket, a fat aqua necktie, and a dress shirt with rainbow-striped sleeves that extend past his fingertips,” you’d be absolutely correct! At least according to the wardrobe ladies on the European cell phone commercial I shot last weekend.

You see, somebody thought I made a convincing-enough British tehcno-rock star (due mainly to the goofy David Silver spin I pulled out during the audition– thanks Brian Austin Green!) and cast me in a European cell phone commercial. So I spent last Saturday night pretending to DJ on a giant boat-shaped stage parked in the middle of a fake street on the Paramount backlot in front of 350 extras who were doing The Wave with expertly-choreographed precision.

I’ve got another query for you: what does the aforementioned British rock star’s hair look like?

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6 comments | Los Angeles, Work | posted on March 7, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Rudy Bleu’s Cyberspace Adventures!
Please welcome my BF/BFF, Rudy Bleu, to the blogosphere. He decided to put his years of DJ experience and zine-writing to use in the web 2.0 world, and the results are off the charts! Check out his blog at rudybleu.com, where he posts music recommendations, obscure YouTube gems, and original interviews. In less than a month, he’s already interviewed former Bis lead singer Manda Rin, JD Samson and Johanna Fateman of Le Tigre/Men, and M.I.A.’s 15-year-old protege, Rye Rye.

It’s not all music– Rudy’s also featured exclusive sexy comics form Pretty Things comedian Michael Lucid, and he’s got top secret plans for a super fun art project coming up. Oh, and he also posted about that Mariah Carey video I (unsuccessfully) auditioned for, in case you were wondering how that whole thing turned out.

Keep reading Rudy Bleu’s blog for frequent mp3 downloads and a whole slew of fun surprises that await just around the corner!

post a comment | Life, Music, The Internet | posted on March 7, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Phone Sex Propoganda

Awesome. Post a casting ad on Craigslist for all types of actors to deliver “edgy, balls-out” political messages, film the auditions, and post the results on YouTube. Starry-eyed hopefuls and seasoned nutjobs pouring their heart into x-rated political ad copy equals a rollicking Internet laugh riot!

The simplest, but most captivating entertainment of this decade has come from exploiting Hollywood’s down-and-out dreamers for comic value– in you need proof, just turn on VH1. Maybe it’s the Bush administration that makes us want to laugh at people failing. We project our anxieties and frustrations on Britney Spears and the losers who try out for “American Idol,” because it’s a lot easier to impeach them from the halls of pop culture (and the chambers of our hearts) than it is to affect any real political change. Bush could care less if we hate him, he’s the most annoying kind of asshole boyfriend– he never even stops being a jerk long enough to acknowledge our anger. But the bastards of pop culture crave our attention like needy sycophants, so it’s a lot easier to take out our rage on them. In this cultural moment, we’re the child-abused high school bully, pantsing the homos in Drama Club.

It’s exhaustingly self-destructive behavior, like Democrats fighting between themselves– we froth at the mouth for producers to roll the cameras in front of normal people, mainly so we can make snarky comments about them. We manifest our political rage in cultural self-hatred expressed through reality television. But it’s more complicated than that: we also want the illusion that conventionally undeserving people have a shot at the limelight, and that every once in a while (Sanjaya, Flavor Flav), they seemingly break through. We have a tenuous connection with our own cultural reflections, lampooning ourselves while quietly rooting for our allegedly undeserved success.

Does that matter? It doesn’t make these videos any less hilarious, does it? I think I lost my point here. The videos are from “Sunday Knight Productions,” a fake ad agency that promises “cutting-edge, paradigm-shifting, earth-shattering marketing solutions.” They put a lot of work into their satirical website, but the humor of b.s. corporate-speak was kinda played out even before Tim & Eric started doing it. Just check out the videos: it’s funny when people are sincere.

post a comment | The Internet, Video | posted on March 5, 2008 at 11:01 am