Midnight in the Garden of Karen and Richard
by Graham Kolbeins

Australian photographer/video artist Darren Sylvester sent me an e-mail out of the blue last May, asking to see my pictures of The Carpenters’ back yard. I’d had the fortuitous privilege of visiting Karen and Richard’s former Downey, CA abode a year earlier, when I’d lucked upon an estate sale held by the current owners of the property. From the street, it looks like any other nondescript stucco ranch style home, but the decaying backyard garden serves as a sad reminder that the property was once a suburban sanctuary for the duo that personified a more conservative, domesticated rock n’ roll, running their lives completely counter to the status quo of debaucherous rebellion (at least, on the surface level). What should be a veritable pop culture landmark has fallen into complete disrepair in the 15 years since Karen’s untimely death.

Sylvester’s interest in the pictures I shot that day stemmed from a video project he was working on, about “time and decay in music.” He ended up creating a scale simulation of the Carpenters’ backyard at its zenith, perhaps recapturing the serene splendor that is now all but gone from its real-life counterpart. “It looked amazing, albeit strange,” he told me in a recent e-mail. “It was around 60 square metres in size, and we put it together in a day, filmed the next day, took it down the next.” The video, entitled I Was The Last in the Carpenters Garden, will be premiering on November 15th at the Gallery of Modern Art in Brisbane, Australia.

Sylvester was kind enough to answer a few questions for Future Shipwreck in anticipation of his upcoming video. If you can’t make it to Australia for the premiere, a selection of his work is currently on display stateside through October 11th at the Bruce Silverstein Gallery in New York, as part of the Silverstein Gallery Annual.

What significance does Karen Carpenter’s tragic story hold for you? Also, of all the places in their lives, why did you choose the Carpenters’ backyard to re-create for your latest video?

It wasn’t really Karens tragic story, more I’m a fan of their music, especially the emotion they could distill within a pop song format – of course, what occurred is that Karen was obviously singing it like she meant it – she truly had a broken heart, and she played drums, so I like to think of her as the original Riot Girl.

So after reading a lot about their history, I realised a lot revolved around their family unit, and the home. Their father went with them on a promotional trip to Japan and loved the gardens, so came back to LA and made his own take on it.


The Explanation Is Boring. It’s Simple. I Don’t Care, 2006

Whether by pointing out the inherent morbidity of glamour’s time-fearing deceptions, or by elevating seemingly meaningless transitory moments into disarmingly hyperreal focus, there seems to be a current running through your work hinting at the dangers of ignoring the urgency of the present in favor of investing hope and energy in some intangible, idealistic future. How do you keep yourself grounded in the reality of the everyday?

Yes, but we all struggle with time don’t we. It’s the one thing that will always beat us. I don’t like mornings when you wake up and look in the mirror and think you look old today. Realising you’ll never be this young again. Always older than before. So, I quite like to slow some parts down and re-examine them, such as this garden, or through photographing a set based on a set from a movie. Or recreating video clips, take for take.


Don’t Substitute a Life to Satisfy Mine, 2007

Your work speaks to the strangeness of a global culture where consumption has become so imbued in our lifestyle that it often serves as a proxy for human interaction. How do you feel that individuals in laissez-faire economies such as Australia’s and America’s can constructively change the amount of sway global corporations have over our lives?

I don’t think they can really sway. I don’t think people are that smart, and really don’t think they can come under one banner for change, and I don’t think they mind things the way they are. And then what is the alternative? No global sway? I think we’d all get bored.


Time Has Life Meaning, 2007

I might off-base here, but it seems like clothing plays a significant role in your work— in your photographs the wardrobe frequently feels highly specific, uncomfortably idealized and socially constricting. Do you find yourself consciously trying to convey information and undertones with your wardrobe choices?

I do choose the clothes, yes! I like things that are in colour and simple in design, so it doesn’t age – that is the main aim. And to have no logos, except for the work where they all wore GAP. Because of this, they tend to be quite conservative in dress. I guess that makes them look pure, however the works are like parables and morals to tell you a story of something darker underneath, that we all know about – but don’t really discuss. Kind of like The Carpenters.

Top three images: Stills from I Was the Last in the Carpenters Garden
2008, two-channel DVD, sound, duration: 14 min.
For the exhibition Contemporary Australia: Optimism
Gallery of Modern Art, Brisbane QLD, 15 Nov 08 – 22 Feb 09
post a comment | 3-D, Art, Interviews, Pop Culture | September 25, 2008
I’m in Vanity Fair’s Annual Power Ranking
by Graham Kolbeins

I was taking a dump and flipping through Vanity Fair’s annual “New Establishment” list of the world’s most powerful people, and to my complete and utter shock I discovered myself in the article! Within the top ten, no less.

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6 comments | Personal | September 22, 2008
D.B. Cooper
by Graham Kolbeins

Seven years ago this week, the engineer behind the world’s most notorious airliner hijacking vanished into obscurity. Despite the world’s biggest military superpower (arguably) putting forth their best efforts to find him, and despite a standing $52 million reward offered to anyone who can provide information leading to his capture, Osama bin Laden is still out there.

But it doesn’t matter if he’s alive or dead, or if those fuzzy recordings of cryptic bearded men are really him, because he’s more of a symbol than a human being these days. He plays an important role in the neo-con narrative: the supreme villain— he gives Bush something tangible to rhetorically define himself in opposition to. In reality, we know they’re more like two sides of the same coin— two men on religious crusades who see the collateral damage in their wake as justifiable means to some impossible end. To quote Charlie Kaufman, “You explore the notion that cop and criminal are really two aspects of the same person. See every cop movie ever made for other examples of this.” Yes, the Bush years are the deadly byproduct of hack Hollywood screenwriting.

Making bin Laden the black king on his chimerical chess board (with Hussein as the reluctant queen?), Bush has been able to keep the game going as long as bin Laden remains unfound— after all, what better reason is there for America to continue living in fear than the possibility of bin Laden’s return? But as Bush’s time runs out, he’s finally preparing to fight the big boss: NPR reported yesterday that the military has entered Pakistan and intends to “hammer al Qaeda before the November election.” We’ll just have to keep tuning in to Fox News to see how this chapter in the Bush saga plays out!

Before there was bin Laden, the face of skyjacking was D. B. Cooper. So much the same and so much the opposite of Osama, the man calling himself Dan Cooper performed a vanishing act of his own on— literally— a dark and stormy night in 1971. In a freshly ironed shirt and a dark suit with a mother of pearl tie clip, he boarded a Boeing 727 and nonchalantly passed a note to a stewardess demanding $200,000 in $20 bills and four parachutes.

After releasing the flight’s passengers at the Seattle-Tacoma Airport, Cooper drank a bourbon and had meals delivered for the crew while the FBI acquiesced with this anonymous terrorist’s demands, and the plane took off for Reno, Nevada with four crew members left aboard. Somewhere above the southern forests of Washington, Cooper closed the crew in the cockpit and parachuted into the night, with no light to guide his fall, never to be heard from again.

Naturally, there was a manhunt. In fact, the FBI made Cooper their top priority. Private investigators, boy scouts, adventure hunters, and mystery buffs have poured over the facts for almost four decades, and yet no one has ever been able to find D. B. Cooper— dead, or alive. Just over $5,000 of the loot was found in 1980, decaying on a nearby riverbed, but none of the other bills have ever been recorded as having passed through the treasury.

D. B. Cooper is a folk hero. People root for him. They hope he survived, and that he’s living the good life on a beach in Mexico. They like him because he was clever and polite, and because he didn’t hurt anyone, but I think most interestingly because, as Leonard Nimoy noted, “He did it for money— not a cause.” Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is a concept with capitalist undertones smoldering beneath its surface.

Skyjackers in the 60s were frequently re-directing American airliners to Havana for a variety of reasons, often pulling off their schemes without a hitch— but such daring feats of transnational border-crossings became mere punchlines and nuisances in the eyes of the public. Were those desperate Cuban skyjackings more or less justifiable as acts of the “pursuit of happiness” than the D.B. Cooper incident? Are we more likely to forgive people who step outside the bounds of the law to manipulate economic systems rather than political ones?

D.B. Cooper, the vanishing skyjacker, the Robin Hood of the 70s, and Osama bin Laden, the phantom menace of the 00’s, hidden in caves or buried underground or living lives of luxury, or maybe never existing at all, just characters in a couple of equal but opposite narratives about taking over the skies and then disappearing into thin air.

+ Read more about D.B. Cooper in truTV’s 12-part analysis

2 comments | Musings | September 13, 2008
Patrik Ervell
by Graham Kolbeins

I know Labor Day’s come and gone and the Autumnal Equinox is only days away, but Patrik Ervell’s Spring/Summer 2009 collection is making me want to get all dressed up for an oceanside stroll. Or go for a leisurely bike ride in Stockholm or Tokyo— or Auckland, where it’s just starting to get warm.

3 comments | Fashion | September 10, 2008