Dallas Clayton’s Picture Book is Rather Awesome
by Graham Kolbeins

…And the award for Best Children’s Book of 2008 goes to Dallas Clayton! Like the poetic contemplations that furnish his flabbergastingly beautiful blog, Clayton’s words in An Awesome Book access startling truths of the human heart, devastating the reader with their honesty while they lay down the framework for a hopeful new world. An Awesome Book is propaganda for a society that values imagination— a rallying cry championing the power of dreaming. It’s directed at children, but it’s perhaps even more applicable for adults who’ve forgotten what it means to dream big. Plus, it has rocket-powered unicorns and ice cream cones wearing sunglasses and rocket-powered unicorns!

Check out the whole book online, and then purchase a copy for the imagination-starved child (or adult) in your life. If enough people read An Awesome Book, it might become the anti-Mein Kampf. It’ll start a revolution of the raddest kind.

post a comment | Illustration, Print | December 31, 2008
Charlie White’s OMG BFF LOL
by Graham Kolbeins

Getting Lindsay Linton, a photo from White’s 2001 body of work, Understanding Joshua.

Charlie White’s work is as consistently terrifying as it is amusing. As a photographer and a filmmaker, he creates worlds of nauseating banality and quotidian artificiality— and then shatters the sense of order with nightmarish bastardizations of the human form, sinister muppets, and hair-raisingly uncomfortable juxtapositions. Even absent of explicitly creepy figures lurking within the frame, White has a keen ability to conjure unease with mere unreadable expressions on the faces of his models.

His latest body of work, called The Girl Studies, focuses on the strangeness of what it means to be a teen girl in America today. The picture below, entitled Teen and Transgender Comparative Study #5 is from a series of portraits that places pubescent girls beside startlingly congruent male-to-female transsexuals. Another series of pictures from The Girl Studies presents pubescent models indifferently replicating poses from tween tabloids like J-14 and Teen Beat, unnerving the viewer by highlighting the sense of uncouth voyeuristic desire that pervades images created by adults for the consumption of young girls.

My favorite part of the The Girl Studies, however, is a series of animated shorts called OMG BFF LOL. Concentrating on a pair of teen girls who love shopping at the mall, OMG BFF LOL is a pastiche of the nauseating consumerist-aspiration crap that monopolizes young girls’ entertainment today, from Bratz to Barbie to Disney Channel cartoons to video games that send girls on shopping sprees. The fact that both teen girl characters are voiced by Charlie White adds another layer of creepy. But aside from all that scariness, OMG BFF LOL is just kind of hilarious. It’s like Daria minus Daria, plus a terrifying, droning sense of capitalist alienation.

Update (1/13/09) I received an e-mail today from Charlie White thanking me for the post and informing me that he did not in fact record the voices for the characters in OMG BFF LOL. “…although there is no overt credit,” writes White, “it is the wonderful work of two very talented actors: Laura Post, and Michelle Ann Dunphy. This little detail is important because these two made OMG BFF LOL come to life.” Sorry for the confusion!

Check out the first installment of OMG BFF LOL, “Mall,” below, and then watch the other two shorts, “Bedroom” and “Bathroom,” along with a thematically related short film White made in 2006 entitled “Pink,” after the jump.


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4 comments | Art, Video | December 29, 2008
Solvang
by Graham Kolbeins

Did you know there’s an 18th century Danish villiage just outside of Santa Barbara? No joke. It’s called Solvang, and it’s got windmills, smörgåsbords, and a Hans Christian Andersen museum. My friend Mya alerted me to the existence of this magical place just days ago. She could only vaguely recall its beauty, grasping at fleeting images from a childhood vacation with her grandparents. So to uncover the full extent of its glory, we went on a road trip to the mythical land of Solvang. And we came back with our bellies full of æbleskiver and a memory card full of creepy porcelain figurines. Continue on to catch a glimpse of Solvang!

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7 comments | Personal, Photography | December 28, 2008
Ernest A. Lindner
by Graham Kolbeins



Mclellan, Dennis. “Ernest A. Lindner, 79; Collector of Antique Presses Set Up Museum,” The Los Angeles Times October 12, 2001: B-12.

post a comment | Musings | December 28, 2008
Ostrich Land
by Graham Kolbeins

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8 comments | Personal, Photography | December 27, 2008
Podcast #16: Cyberdelic Gulf Stream Standard Time
by Graham Kolbeins

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Merry Christmas, superhighway-surfers! I hand-made this podcast just for you. It’s not Holiday-themed or even any kind of year-end retrospective. It’s merely a tight, carefully tested mix of songs. It’s a new age/punk rock concept album about the life cycle of a cyborg. No it’s not, I just made that up.

Track Listing:

1. Miranda! - Perfecta (con Julieta Venegas)
2. Vivian Girls - Never See Me Again
3. School of Seven Bells - Half Asleep
4. Mirror Mirror - New Horizons
5. White Denim - Sitting
6. Chad VanGaalen - TMNT Mask
7. Patrick Wolf - A Boy Like Me
8. Max Tundra - The Entertainment
9. Empire of the Sun - Walking on a Dream
10. Billie the Vision and the Dancers - Overdosing With You
11. The Cars - I’m Not The One
12. Kings of Convenience - Gold for the Price of Silver
13. Dolly Mixture - Remember This
14. Arthur Russell - Time Away
15. X-Ray Spex - Germ Free Adolescents
16. Moodswings - Spirtual High Part II (Feat. Chrissie Hynde)
17. Passion Pit - Live to Tell the Tale
18. ELO - Bluebird
19. Brian Eno - The Microsoft Sound

2 comments | Podcast | December 25, 2008